Euripides, The Bacchae

407 BC

Euripides, always thinking about the ladies. This is the kind of play that makes you a disbeliever of modernity, and then ruins you for the rest of your life. This play could have come out in 2020 and critics would hail it as groundbreaking. Imagine Reese Witherspoon going up into the mountains slaughtering animals with her bare teeth.